Today… A legend died. Let’s have a last BORK for our beloved meme, Gabe The Dog.
He will be a good dad
That sentence was an adventure
Billy Joel playing harmonica looks like dying Anakin Sywalker
Only one semester down….
I aim to be this couple someday
A challenge from your friends at Snapple.
I do phone repairs and a client’s phone alarm went off while I was waiting for her to pick up the phone
9/10 fishermen hate this new method
It’s almost too perfect
Harambe lives at 39,000ft
Today’s job hunter versus human resources
It took 9 minutes.
How to conduct yourself gracefully at a funeral.
The worst dad in the entirety of the United States is selling his daughter’s car…
Be careful of water!
Sign in a taxi cab
My change jar is three quarters full.
To the little boy who made his pet weasel a cart out of k’nex and dragged it round Waitrose on a lead
My girlfriend recently started working nights. I’ve been waking up to a lot of worrying texts.
My wife’s microwave at work demands sacrifice.
Hide and Seek Champs 2016
He’s not wrong
Safety Scorpion is safe.
My friend crashed my car, and I filled out my Geico survey saying only thing that was missing was cookies. I got cookies today!
The creators of Cyanide & Happiness drew this up for my brother
When the chocolates get too real
Straight and to the point!