Vintage Birth-control: Still only 99% effective
The moment my co worker realized the Cageman is omnipresent
Someone in marketing is getting fired.
Printed and attached to wife’s spraying air freshener while she wasn’t home. Spits acid every 30 minutes.
I wish it was colder..
At work today I secretly watched a fifth grader add the letter “F” to art and quietly snicker to himself all the way back to class. Classic.
Every single time
Karma Works in Mysterious Ways
Don’t litter in NYC
I’m not like most girls
She is shocked about being pregnant!
How to make yourself a mug of tea
As a lifelong Southerner, this couldn’t be more accurate.
Mugshot of the year goes to
Well, rationalizing that actually would be pretty complex.
Ahh. Neighborly love.
Look what arrived in the mail today. Goddammit, You said discreet.