I knew it wasn’t a scam
Well, I do like ham. Think I’ll stick around for few hours.
I said, “How tall are you?” He handed me this:
The best kind of fitness
I found this today in a public toilet.
Now that’s how you pack some heat
Amazing new lipstick to help you lose weight
Worst Interview Question
My girlfriend draws comics, and by girlfriend I mean hand. But it’s my birthday, so here’s an album.
1980: “by 2015 we will have flying cars, hoverboards, hoverbelts!” 2017:
Life quote to live by
My friend truly thought someone stole her laptop. She was getting upset.
“No no, that can’t be right” – Cat
Don’t use a vacuum near puppers
Welcoming the sunlight.
Guy Fieri’s Five Children
Nothing is more masculine than traffic-related death