This customer felt it was necessary to explain why he needs three orders of mozzarella sticks.
I also tracked all my son’s first words since birth
5 year plan
What’s up, losers
No wonder she’s wicked
TIL that a group of koi fish is called a gasp
“We must delve deeper into the understanding of black holes.” – Stephen Hawking
bad news…iPhone was lost in the SF Bay Area; good news…it was located; bad news…
I thought I knew the four elements, I was clearly wrong.
Took a unflattering picture of my dog and thought it looked familiar….
This is what you get when you invite a man to a baby shower.
I Call Bull
Looked out my window at work and saw this.
Wanted to be a dad for career day. not bad.
Location vs. Picture