Mark Trail was as exciting as ever today
Adidas knows its clients.
College in a nutshell.
For real, I was sick as hell
Party hard, Fred.
Thats a real woofer
Bio class just got more interesting
How to terrify your neighbours.
Your in-flight movie this evening will be Barbershop.
Wife had an ultrasound today. My baby looks like the Punisher.
My friend teaches 3rd grade. This kid has a bad case of the Mondays.
Because I’m tired of the “It doesn’t matter.”
So Many People Would Never be Able to Use the Internet Again
When you hear her calling someone else a good boy
“Yeah, I’d like a large pizza with extra pizza please”
Its dumping snow here. This guy shows up to class with a mug, hot coco, and sits in class watching the yule log video all class long.
The Summer Soldier
Natural selection in action