Keepin’ it Cla$$y in Troy,


Let this be a reminder to us all

Don’t claim you know music until you’ve listened to this

Finally my child can safely ram her head into a fucking doorknob. What a time to be alive.

First step. Cut a hole in the box.

My friend got his “golden retriever” pup from a sketchy breeder that claimed it was a full golden retriever. Fast forward 8 years, Ta-Da!

My wife said I could decorate the guest bathroom as my own. Multiple screams have ensued.

Cat-Earth theory



Fast as fuck boiFast as fuck boiFast as fuck boi

Save on meat, vegans!


It took everything I had to restrain myself…

Every 6th grader at my school


Happy Ash Wednesday

Still one of my favorite fake movie posters

Gotta ash em all

Happy Ash Wednesday from the High Sparrow